dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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