"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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