So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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