The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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