....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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