Kiss
Puke
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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