I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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