i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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