Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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