I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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