happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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