I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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