There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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