he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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