I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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