remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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