I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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