i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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