You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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