So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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