You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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