So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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