Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
you never un-have a 4some
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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