I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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