dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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