Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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