why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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