Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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