She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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