Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Send help, water and tortillas.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
