they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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