Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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