So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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