Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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