its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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