Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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