Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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