he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
nutella sex= disaster
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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