You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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