READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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