where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Where is the hickey?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!