even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
