Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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