Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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