if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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