talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You left your phone here
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