there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The beer is more important than you right now.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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