Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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