69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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