How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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