Whod you bang
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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