Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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