hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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