Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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