How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
My balls are so social today.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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