Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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